The Tin Man

Birthday Flu

Well, it’s my birthday and I’ve got a temperature of 100.6. (About 20 minutes ago it was 101.2.) I feel all achy and tired and chilly. Matt and I were going to go out for birthday dinner with my parents tonight, but instead we’re putting it off.

Bleah.

This isn’t my worst birthday, though. My worst birthday was my 17th, when my family was on vacation in Thailand — Phuket, actually, which was ravaged by tsunamis yesterday. I was in a swimming pool and as I was getting out, I somehow gouged out a chunk of skin from my left big toe. We went back up to our hotel room and it bled and bled and bled before finally stopping. I’ve got a scar on my left big toe to this day.

And at least I’m not in Phuket now. I can’t imagine what it must be like in southeast Asia right now.

Anyway — I’ll live to fight another day…

Happy Birthday to Me.

15 comments

1 Famous Author Rob Byrnes 12/27/04 at 4:29 PM

Hsppy Birthday, Jeff!

2 Tim Jarrett 12/27/04 at 5:13 PM

Happy birthday, and many happy returns. I’ll be singing a round of “Alle Psallite” in your honor.

3 John 12/27/04 at 6:14 PM

Happy Birthday anyway! Now get better.

4 David Ehrenstein 12/27/04 at 7:08 PM

What John said.

5 Rebel Prince 12/27/04 at 8:28 PM

Aww. Happy birthday! I hope you feel better soon!

6 elf-reflection :: living in changeling times 12/27/04 at 9:45 PM

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7 Morrie 12/27/04 at 10:32 PM

Ditto the previous comments. Happy Birthday mate. Get well soon.

8 Horton 12/27/04 at 11:32 PM

Hope you have a good day and a fun celebration when you’re feeling better! Wish you a stellar 31st year!

9 Karen 12/28/04 at 12:14 AM

Ooh! I’m just under the wire to wish you a Happy Birthday! Feel better, baby.

10 i. bendito 12/28/04 at 7:59 AM

Do you miss the birthdays when you were alone and afebrile? ;)


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11 Peter 12/28/04 at 10:35 AM

Happy birthday! May I suggest NyQuil? I swear it’s the only thing that’s kept me alive and sane the past few days.

12 homer 12/28/04 at 11:57 AM

Happy Bday a day late.

13 Moose 12/28/04 at 10:26 PM

Feel better soon, handsome, and Happy Birthday!

14 mark 12/29/04 at 11:57 AM

Happy Belated B-day. Get well soon.

15 Fool 12/29/04 at 2:50 PM

Happy Birthday! I’ll do you one better, 4 years ago (before we met) my partner was on the west coast for his birthday and began suffering severe abdominal pain. It turned out to be appendicitis. He had to go in for emergency surgery that day…which resulted in an 8-day stay at the hospital! Ugh.