I would like the 38 New York senators who voted against marriage equality to TELL ME TO MY FACE that they don’t think I should be able to get married. Fucking bigots.
Author Archives: Tin Man
Turkey Pardon Preview
Here’s a tongue-in-cheek preview of today’s White House turkey pardoning. (By now, the turkey has already been pardoned and Dick Cheney has probably appeared on Fox News to criticize the White House for being soft on poultry.)
State Dinner
Tonight the Obamas are holding their first state dinner, for the prime minister of India. Robin Givhan of the Washington Post has a feature article on how to dress (and how not to dress) for a White House state dinner. This is my favorite part:
At a state dinner in 1996, low decolletage wasn’t merely sexy or daring; it was a political trap for a president known to have a roving eye. Clinton was hosting a state dinner for Italian President Oscar Luigi Scalfaro. The voluptuous Italian actress Sophia Loren was a guest and she arrived with her magnificent cleavage framed in an ivory evening gown by Giorgio Armani. As she made her way through the receiving line, media observers paid close attention to Clinton’s gaze, waiting to see whether it would waver — even the slightest — from where it belonged to where it was most emphatically being drawn. Reports indicated that Clinton maintained steely eye contact. But no guest should really put the leader of the free world to such a test of willpower.