Okay, I don’t know if he actually cruised me. But it sort of seemed like he did, and anyway, it makes a good title for a blog post.
Matt Bomer is the star of White Collar, a new TV series that premieres on the USA network this Friday night. Bomer has had a recurring role on Chuck and was on a short-lived TV show called Traveler, among other things. He was also almost the new Superman in the movie remake, but Bryan Singer took over as director and hired Brandon Routh instead.
Anyway, a couple of months ago White Collar was filming at a church on our block. I had no idea what it was — I just saw the signs on the lampposts that said the name of the project was White Collar. But in the early evening (it was still light out), I was walking to the subway station near our building when I saw this tall, handsome, well-dressed man walking in the opposite direction. As he approached me, I did the thing where you quickly look at someone’s eyes, then quickly look away, and then quickly look back. Well, I looked at him, and he looked at me, and when I shifted my eyes away and then looked at him again, he was still looking at me. We continued walking our separate ways.
I thought, Wait a minute. That guy looked so familiar. Who is he? Is he in the show they’re filming? I racked my brain to try to figure it out, and then I finally remembered. Later, when I got home, I went to IMDB and saw that sure enough, Matt Bomer was in White Collar.
Now, I don’t know his sexual orientation, and I don’t consider myself cruiseworthy material for a nearly 6-foot-tall gorgeous TV star. There are any number of reasons his eyes might have lingered on me. Maybe he saw me looking at him and was enjoying the attention. Maybe he was in actor mode, since he was heading back to the set. Maybe I had a booger hanging out of my nose. (I didn’t.) Maybe he thought I looked familiar. Maybe he thought there was something interesting about my face.
But it’s fun to say that Matt Bomer cruised me. So that’s my story.
And we’re going to watch White Collar this weekend to see if they show the church.