Palin’s Speech

Okay, I’m tired of writing about Sarah Palin. I’m tired of thinking about Sarah Palin. I want her to go away. But she won’t go away.

I don’t know what to make of her speech last night. She sure fired up the base. There’s no chance she’d leave the ticket now — she’s all in. Miers’s Supreme Court nomination tanked only because she lacked base support; the far right didn’t care a whit that she was unqualified to be on the Court. But Palin, they love her. And, of course, they don’t care a whit that she’s unqualified to take over the U.S. presidency.

Anyway, her speech seemed kinda… nasty. Negative. Snide. I don’t see how it wins over swing voters. I understand that sometimes the VP candidate is supposed to be the attack dog, but it didn’t sit right. It seemed like something from Fox News. I thought to myself, You’ve got some nerve, lady, giving a speech like this. Nobody knows anything about you except these tabloidesque revelations that have dribbled out over the last few days, and this is the speech you give?

She’s definitely got chutzpah. But that seems to be it.

And when you combine it with Nosferatu’s Giuliani’s speech, wasn’t last night all very Pat Buchanan 1992? And apparently Rudy’s speech ran long, so they had to cut out Palin’s biographical film in order to stay in prime time. But it went past prime time anyway.

I swear, I fear and loathe this woman. I don’t know what it is.

Sarah Palin Trainwreck

If it’s not at all obvious (ya think?), I’m enthralled by the Sarah Palin trainwreck.

I agree with Andy that there’s a strong chance she won’t be on the ballot in November. They’ll find a way for her to withdraw for personal or health reasons while saving McCain as much face as possible. Reasons can always be found in politics, just as Charles Krauthammer scripted a withdrawal scenario for Harriet Miers.

Palin isn’t helping him with women, but she’s firing up the base, so if he replaces her with someone who’s not a social conservative, they’ll revolt. So he’ll wind up picking Huckabee (or maybe Jindal if he comes off looking good from Gustav, even though he has even less gubernatorial experience than Palin?).

But I actually don’t want her to leave the ticket — as long as she helps McCain lose. She’s proving to be a horrible distraction and I love it. (I’d make a reference to “Hurricane Palin,” but it’s been done.)

My Friends

Why can’t McCain stop saying “My friends”?

[I]n the last half-century it’s been exclusively resorted to by the worst orators in our presidential races.

What happened to change the phrase’s status in our language after Eisenhower’s 1956 speech? I have my own unprovable pet theory: It’s because the following year saw The Music Man debut on Broadway. Ever since, the phrase has been irrevocably associated with old-timey con men in straw boaters: “My friends, you got trouble right here in River City!