Oh, thank you, Internet. Someone has put together a mashup of Larry Craig’s “I am not gay” speech and “If You Were Gay” from Avenue Q.

[via AfterElton]

I need help, badly. I’ve had the theme song to Rick & Steve: The Happiest Gay Couple In All The World stuck in my head for the past two days. Every time I watch an episode, the music lodges itself in my brain and I can’t get it out. It’s worst when I first wake up in the morning.

And since I can’t get it out of my head I’m going to subject all of you to it as well. It’s about 45 seconds into this clip.

I guess there are only so many variations on a theme, which really hits home after you’ve looked at a few dozen political cartoons about the Larry Craig scandal.