Too Much Crap

I have way too much shit.

Today I finally moved the vast majority of my belongings out of my old apartment and into our new place. Matt helped me, and even more importantly, so did my dad. I took the bus out to the New Jersey ‘burbs to borrow my parents’ SUV, but because I hadn’t driven in more than a year, my dad decided to drive it instead. We managed to move most of the stuff in two trips. (My brother might help me move the rest of the stuff, which is not very much, next weekend.) When we dropped each load off at the new building, the on-duty guard and the superintendent both helped us unload the car and bring stuff up in the freight elevator. The 27-inch TV that Matt and I struggled to carry down my steps with our combined strength? The guard carried it out of the car and into the lobby by himself. By 1:45 pm we were done unloading stuff, and Matt and I spent the rest of the day setting things up.

We set up my TV and TV stand and my two six-foot-tall bookcases, and we laid out and vacuumed a couple of faux-oriental carpets. I set up my CD collection and unpacked all my books, which is what the first line of this post is all about. I have way too much shit. My books don’t even all fit in the bookcases – there’s a big overspill here in my computer room. And my CD collection is too big for the 450-CD rack I bought several years ago.

I don’t know why I have so many books. Some of them I haven’t even read. Some of them I’ve read and will never open again. But it’s so hard to part with books. And my collection overflows despite my loading up a big cardboard box with books that I’m planning to donate or leave on the street next weekend when my lease ends.

But books are comforting. They’re here for me, with their eclectic multicolored spines, waiting to be read or consulted. Fiction, history, biography, reference, self-help, gay issues, Tolkien. A world – no, an intellectual universe – awaits.

If only I didn’t have to move the damn things whenever I switch apartments.

Chuck Cunningham Syndrome

For some reason my TiVo decided to record one of the final episodes of “Happy Days.” While checking online to see how close to the end of the series it was, I stumbed upon this: Chuck Cunningham syndrome.

Chuck Cunningham syndrome is a jargon used by TV critics; it refers to a TV series in which a main character or a character otherwise important to the show’s plot is dropped with no explanation. If a recurring character disappears under realistic circumstances (i.e. a waitress at a diner stops showing up) it is not a case of the syndrome.

Contents
* 1 Origin
* 2 Examples of Clear Cut Chuck Cunningham syndrome
* 3 Examples of Lazarus Chuck Cunningham syndrome (where ‘Chuck’ comes back)
* 4 Examples of Near Chuck Cunningham syndrome (where ‘Chuck’s absence is briefly addressed)
* 5 Chuck Cunningham syndrome in reverse

Tons of examples follow.

Recent Readings

Books I’ve read in the last two months, working back from the present:

Becoming Justice Blackmun: Harry Blackmun’s Supreme Court Journey by Linda Greenhouse (just begun this morning)

The Dred Scott Case: Its Significance in American Law and Politics by Don E. Fehrenbacher

Crossworld: One Man’s Journey into America’s Crossword Obsession by Marc Romano

The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time by Mark Haddon

Atonement by Ian McEwan

Original Meanings: Politics and Ideas in the Making of the Constitution by Jack N. Rakove

I’ve been trying to switch between fiction and nonfiction, but I’ve obviously been more into the nonfiction lately.