Not only did Alberto Gonzales suck as Attorney General – the man doesn’t even know how to write.
Craig Arrested in Men’s Room
Why is it always the Republican senators who get arrested for trying to find sex in men’s rooms?
Carrie Diary Entry
Yesterday I posted my first diary entry ever. Here’s another entry from my diary, when I was 14 years old and got to attend a famous Broadway flop.
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Friday, May 6, 1988 (Actually, Saturday May 7, but it’s 12:33 in the morning.)
This day will live in my mind forever! My parents were supposed to see a preview of a new Broadway musical, Carrie, based on Stephen King’s book, but they couldn’t find anyone to go with them so they took me and A____ [my brother].
It was really strange. Act I was weird, but Act II was better. Actually, the play was great! It was surrealistic. The audience really got into it! It ended at around 10:30.
And afterwards, we waited outside the stage door. I saw several actors walk out – and then I saw Gene Anthony Ray (Billy) walk out! I got his autograph!
Later, I got the autograph of Linzi Hately (Carrie)! She talked to me (well, I said she was great, and she said “thank you”).
That was around 11:05-11:10.
But the person I was really waited for was Betty Buckley (Margaret). I waited… and waited… and waited…
Finally my Dad brought the car around + he and Mom waited there. Some guys left, but they came back – one of them saw her manager, who said she would be coming out soon! (This was around 11:45!)
Sure enough, she did! A_____ got her autograph, then I did!!! I told her she was great. She asked me how I liked it. I said I loved it! I was ecstatic and I still am! I definitely want to be an actor!
I MET A STAR!!!
I MET A FAMOUS PERSON!!!
I MET BETTY BUCKLEY!!!!!!
This day will live in my mind forever!
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Don’t you want to just throw up?