BTTF and 9/11

Yesterday afternoon, I turned on the TV and realized that my all-time favorite movie, “Back to the Future,” was on TNT, so I watched it until the end. At one point in the movie, Marty McFly is writing Doc Brown a letter to warn him that in the future he’ll be shot and killed. As he writes, he speaks the words aloud: “On the night that I go back in time, you will be shot and killed by terrorists.” But in the TNT version yesterday, he said, “On the night that I go back in time, you will be shot.” The rest of the sentence is cut out. And the phrase is even blanked out when the camera shows his words on the page. I couldn’t believe it. I found a couple of message board threads about it, and apparently that’s not the only 9/11-related cut.

Thank goodness for DVDs.

(By the way, whenever I see the phrase “bttf.com” I automatically think of “buttfuck.”)

TV Anniversary Specials

Last night I watched ABC’s 50th Anniversary Celebration on TV. (Actually, I was out for the first half of it, so I taped it and watched most of it last night.) I’m a sucker for those big TV nostalgia-fests. This one wasn’t spectacular — it was awkwardly edited and had pointless, incomplete cast reunions — but it was filled with lots of great TV clips. I think ABC’s heyday was in the late ’70s and early ’80s, when it ran escapist sitcoms like “Happy Days” and “Mork & Mindy” and fun shows like “Eight is Enough” and “The Greatest American Hero.” I’m too young to remember that era very well, but these are the memories I have manufactured for myself, and isn’t that what nostalgia’s all about?

The best network anniversary special I’ve ever seen was NBC’s 60th Anniversary Celebration, a three-hour show broadcast on a Sunday night in May 1986. I still have it on tape somewhere, and I used to watch it all the time. The whole thing was liberally sprinkled with clips from the ’50s, ’60s, ’70s and ’80s. There were a few radio excerpts, but I guess radio doesn’t translate very well to TV. Different NBC celebrities introduced each segment, but the main hosts were Malcolm Jamal-Warner and Keshia Knight-Pulliam, a.k.a. Theo and Rudy of “The Cosby Show,” NBC’s big hit at the time. They travelled through the NBC studios at 30 Rockefeller Center, and there was a musical number in the lobby of the building, with all the singers and dances dressed as NBC tour guides, wearing navy blue jackets with the NBC logo and khaki pants or skirts. And the musical number included a woman dressed as the NBC Peacock. You really had to see it.

There was an entire segment consisting of clips from “Saturday Night Live.” Bryant Gumbel and Jane Pauley hosted a segment on the history of “The Today Show.” Deidre Hall of “Days of Our Lives” and Pat Sajak of “Wheel of Fortune” hosted a segment on NBC daytime. Barbara Eden of “I Dream of Jeannie” appeared on a stage decorated as a big suburban home to host a loving segment on NBC sitcoms. Michael Landon of “Little House on the Prairie” did Westerns. Michael J. Fox did something. There were segments on variety shows, cop shows, news, TV movies, sports programming, children’s television, and so on. There was an even a segment that had various NBC logos morphing into each other.

The whole thing was really quite cheesy and wonderful. I have to find that tape.

I love the 1950s, or at least the 1950s as I used to see them, filtered through movies and television. I used to fantasize about going back in time to the ’50s and wandering through an empty suburban house on a random weekday, when the kids were at school and the father was at work and the wife was out shopping with her wifely friends. Nobody would be home, so I could sit on 1950s furniture and watch cheesy 1950s game shows and soap operas, and then I could go outside and wander along the suburban streets filled with big Chevys, kids on tricycles, and leafy black-and-white trees.

It should be no surprise that “Back to the Future” is one of my all-time favorite movies.

We all need a little escapism, right?

Personal Survey

Personal Survey

A friend of mine just e-mailed me one of those personal questionnaires, where you answer questions about yourself and then send it back to the sender as well to anyone else you want. But instead of sending it to people, I figured, hey, why not put this blog to good use. Forthwith (and herein, and thereby) are my answers to the questions. These aren’t the most exciting questions, but hey.

And I don’t know what happened to question #22.

1. LIVING ARRANGEMENT?

Live alone in a large, aesthetically unpleasing, noisy apartment in Jersey City, NJ.

2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING RIGHT NOW?

In the middle of Godel, Escher, Bach (haven’t touched it in a week and a half or so).

3. WHAT’S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?

At work: the Dell logo.
At home: no mouse pad (I have a laptop).

4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME?

Talisman.

5. FAVORITE MAGAZINE?

The New Yorker.

6. FAVORITE SMELLS?

My mom’s cooking.

7. LEAST FAVORITE SMELL?

Most bodily excrescences.

8. FAVORITE SOUND?

Classical music of almost any kind.

9. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?

Anxiety.

10. FAVORITE COLOR?

Purple.

11. RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?

Three.

12. FUTURE CHILD’S NAME?

No clue yet.

13. WHAT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN LIFE?

Achieving contentment.

14. FAVORITE FOODS?

Chili; french fries.

15. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?

Ice cream: chocolate.
Men: vanilla.

16. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?

Relatively.

17. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?

Sometimes. I have a stuffed Uncle Scrooge that I got at Disney World a long time ago.

18. STORMS – COOL OR SCARY?

Cool.

19. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?

A used red 1988 Honda Accord hatchback.

20. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE?

Right now, I’d say Leonard Bernstein.

21. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?

Bourbon and Coke.

23. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?

Yes.

24. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Writer.

25. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR?

No.

26. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?

Not yet.

27. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?

I can’t decide if it’s a glass.

28. FAVORITE MOVIES

Back to the Future I and II
Dead Poets’ Society

29. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?

No.

30. WHAT’S UNDER YOUR BED?

Dust bunnies and a completed jigsaw puzzle of the School of Athens that I didn’t want to take apart.

31. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER?

Eight.

32. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH?

Porn.

33. SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU.

Always looking out for my best interests; caring; generous.