Some Signs You’ve Been Blogging Too Much

10. Your dog is named BlogSpot.

9. You choose a certain course of action just so you can blog about it afterward.

8. You get an uncontrollable urge to BlogThis!^TM, even though you’re nowhere near a computer.

7. You give out your blog’s address to strangers at parties.

6. You blog at work.

5. When someone asks if you’d like to see a movie, you say, “That’d be bloggerrific!”

4. You start to tell your therapist about something and then you say, “Oh, just read my blog.”

3. You won’t be friends with someone unless they have a blog.

2. You accidentally address someone by the name you’ve given that person in your blog.

1. You think “Doogie Howser” would have been better if he’d just blogged everything.