Some Possible Slogans for This Blog

10. Stay for the content. Leave because there’s no fucking design.

9. The Tin Man: 100 percent recyclable.

8. Angsting daily since 1973.

7. The Tin Man: Because I can’t focus on my work.

6. Apophantics.

5. The Tin Man: Because lead is poisonous.

4. Pre-surfing life for anxiety so you don’t have to.

3. We make butter the old fashioned way: we churn it.

2. All your bases have become our property.

1. The Tin Man: Oil me.