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Thursday, April 28, 2005

Hello Jeff,

Thank you for your interest in Google AdSense. After reviewing your application, our program specialists have found that it does not comply with our policies. Therefore, we’re unable to accept you into Google AdSense at this time.

We did not approve your application for the reasons listed below. If you are able to resolve these issues, please feel free to reply to this email for reconsideration when you have made the changes.

Issues:

- Inappropriate language

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Further detail:

Inappropriate language: We’ve found that your website contains content that isn’t in compliance with our program policies. We don’t allow websites with excessive profanity or potentially offensive content to participate in Google AdSense. Please review our policies (https://www.google.com/adsense/policies?hl=en_US) for a complete list of site content not allowed on web pages.

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For a complete list of AdSense criteria, please visit:
https://www.google.com/adsense/policies?hl=en_US
https://www.google.com/adsense/localized-terms?hl=en_US

If you would like to submit another website for consideration, simply reply to this email and provide us with the URL. If this new website complies with our program policies, we will help you start delivering Google ads in minutes.

Please contact us at adsense-support@google.com if you have any questions.

Regards,

The Google Team

Well, fuck.






10 drops of oil

  1. Too fucking right.

    Donated by Stairs
    4/28/05 @ 3:47 PM


  2. Would now be the right time to mention that I was accepted?

    Fuckin’ A.

    Donated by Mike B.
    4/28/05 @ 5:52 PM


  3. What a bunch of bullshit!

    Donated by The Other Brian
    4/28/05 @ 9:31 PM


  4. ewwwwwwwww! dude, c’mon! PLEASE PLEASE puh-lease DON’T DO ADS ON YOUR SITE! I will personally do a webathon if you are that strapped for cash! I can’t beleive how many folks are doing it - it is NOT that expensive do have a website these days - mine is only about 250/year, with tons of music and video, so what gives????

    Donated by BJ
    4/29/05 @ 8:04 AM


  5. my mistake - i pay 119/year; 120gb’s bandwidth - even cheaper if you pay 2 years upfront!

    Donated by BJ
    4/29/05 @ 8:27 AM


  6. motherfuckers.

    Donated by JonWCollins
    4/29/05 @ 8:43 AM


  7. BJ: it’s not that I’m strapped for cash - I just figure, I have a website, why not try to make a little bit of money off it. (And my hosting service is $6 a month - although I don’t use quite the amount of bandwidth you do.)

    Donated by Tin Man
    4/29/05 @ 9:54 AM


  8. I wonder how much money Google makes off porn sites?

    Donated by homer
    4/29/05 @ 9:59 AM


  9. ok, if you don’t need the $$, then LOOK at your site, and look at the sights that have those dang ads. Maybe it’s me, but i find them totally distracting, and, annoying. Some of the gay blogs that have links to “personal ad” sites, and you see that same dang pic of the A&F modelguy - i often click off thinking i’ve arrived at the wrong URL! Your page is neat, clean, streamlined, and we go right to the CONTENT, which works.

    Donated by BJ
    4/29/05 @ 8:12 PM


  10. That right there is a total crock of shit. Have you ever been to dooce.com? She’s a FOUL-mouthed creature, and SHE’S running Google AdSense on HER blog!

    Donated by Mushlette
    5/3/05 @ 2:56 PM