Thursday, December 27, 2007 — 12:08 pm

Thirty-Four

18 comments

1 Eric 12/27/07 at 1:31 PM

I’m told the blood of young, white Christian babies does the trick.
Many happy returns!

2 brian 12/27/07 at 2:44 PM

I am 30 today!

3 Brian 12/27/07 at 3:03 PM

Happy Birthday!

4 DJRainDog 12/27/07 at 3:05 PM

There’s a cure, but it’s a rather permanent one, or so I’m told. Be happy instead. ;-)

5 a-nonymous NYC 12/27/07 at 3:06 PM

Sorry you cant roll back your age like you cant roll back the miles on an odometer by putting it in reverse (see Ferris Beuller’s Day Off) :) Happy Birthday!

6 Faustus, M.D. 12/27/07 at 3:14 PM

Happy birthday!

But I think you’ve made a mistake; aren’t you turning 29 today?

7 dekerivers 12/27/07 at 5:28 PM

I recall an old lady telling me that a younger man told her she looked like a “breath of spring”. Then he paused and added, “well more like the end of a long hard winter.”

You are 34 and a long way from old age. Relax and smile. And I hope the opening to this message did just that.

8 homer 12/27/07 at 5:37 PM

Happy birthday Tinman!

9 Mipiel 12/27/07 at 11:17 PM

Happy birthday! Unfortunately, I suspect that the cure is far worse than the disease. The appropriate treatment therefore is to enjoy what you can, while you can.

10 Chris 12/28/07 at 2:27 AM

Being 34 will be great!

1. You are in good company.

2. You’re still classified in the youthful.

3. But it may be an expensive year.

4. Although the future looks bright.

Happy 34!

11 Famous Author Rob Byrnes 12/28/07 at 11:40 AM

Hey! We have something in common! Bush was president when *I* turned 34, too!

Oh.

Anyway… Happy (slightly belated) Birthday!

12 M.T. 12/28/07 at 3:16 PM

Umm, there is a cure. Unfortunately, it’s worse than the disease.

13 Jay 12/28/07 at 5:17 PM

Hey I am 43!!! If you are dyslexic we are the same age!! Happy Birthday.

14 Lee 12/29/07 at 3:35 AM

Belated happy birthday!

And don’t feel bad – you could be staring down 50!

15 Famous Author Rob Byrnes 12/29/07 at 8:21 AM

Shut up, Lee.

16 tim 12/29/07 at 12:08 PM

Beleated Happy Birthday!

17 Lee 12/30/07 at 8:36 AM

I love you too, FARB!

18 Joseph 12/31/07 at 1:36 PM

This is a Lucky 7 year — 7, 16, 25, 34, 43 … — so it should be a fantastic year for you. Wish you a great year!