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Thursday, December 27, 2007

Today’s my 34th birthday. Ack! I’m 34! How did this happen??? And is there a cure?

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18 drops of oil

  1. I’m told the blood of young, white Christian babies does the trick.
    Many happy returns!

    Donated by Eric
    12/27/07 @ 1:31 PM


  2. I am 30 today!

    Donated by brian
    12/27/07 @ 2:44 PM


  3. Happy Birthday!

    Donated by Brian
    12/27/07 @ 3:03 PM


  4. There’s a cure, but it’s a rather permanent one, or so I’m told. Be happy instead. ;-)

    Donated by DJRainDog
    12/27/07 @ 3:05 PM


  5. Sorry you cant roll back your age like you cant roll back the miles on an odometer by putting it in reverse (see Ferris Beuller’s Day Off) :) Happy Birthday!

    Donated by a-nonymous NYC
    12/27/07 @ 3:06 PM


  6. Happy birthday!

    But I think you’ve made a mistake; aren’t you turning 29 today?

    Donated by Faustus, M.D.
    12/27/07 @ 3:14 PM


  7. I recall an old lady telling me that a younger man told her she looked like a “breath of spring”. Then he paused and added, “well more like the end of a long hard winter.”

    You are 34 and a long way from old age. Relax and smile. And I hope the opening to this message did just that.

    Donated by dekerivers
    12/27/07 @ 5:28 PM


  8. Happy birthday Tinman!

    Donated by homer
    12/27/07 @ 5:37 PM


  9. Happy birthday! Unfortunately, I suspect that the cure is far worse than the disease. The appropriate treatment therefore is to enjoy what you can, while you can.

    Donated by Mipiel
    12/27/07 @ 11:17 PM


  10. Being 34 will be great!

    1. You are in good company.

    2. You’re still classified in the youthful.

    3. But it may be an expensive year.

    4. Although the future looks bright.

    Happy 34!

    Donated by Chris
    12/28/07 @ 2:27 AM


  11. Hey! We have something in common! Bush was president when *I* turned 34, too!

    Oh.

    Anyway… Happy (slightly belated) Birthday!

    Donated by Famous Author Rob Byrnes
    12/28/07 @ 11:40 AM


  12. Umm, there is a cure. Unfortunately, it’s worse than the disease.

    Donated by M.T.
    12/28/07 @ 3:16 PM


  13. Hey I am 43!!! If you are dyslexic we are the same age!! Happy Birthday.

    Donated by Jay
    12/28/07 @ 5:17 PM


  14. Belated happy birthday!

    And don’t feel bad - you could be staring down 50!

    Donated by Lee
    12/29/07 @ 3:35 AM


  15. Shut up, Lee.

    Donated by Famous Author Rob Byrnes
    12/29/07 @ 8:21 AM


  16. Beleated Happy Birthday!

    Donated by tim
    12/29/07 @ 12:08 PM


  17. I love you too, FARB!

    Donated by Lee
    12/30/07 @ 8:36 AM


  18. This is a Lucky 7 year — 7, 16, 25, 34, 43 … — so it should be a fantastic year for you. Wish you a great year!

    Donated by Joseph
    12/31/07 @ 1:36 PM