So let me see if I have this straight: Smallville High was built on something called the Hellmouth. Every week the Hellmouth spews out green meteor rocks that make a different student go postal in a different way. In every generation there is a Chosen One, and this time it’s Kal-El, who was sent to Earth after accidentally burning down the gym at his old high school. He has a Watcher named Giles. He also has a somewhat older, mysterious friend, who lives in a mansion and may or may not be bad, and whose name is Angel. With his friends Xander and Chloe, Clark fights for truth, justice and really cool clothes. And he’s given moral support by his parents, Jonathan and Joyce.
Do I have that right?
Not quite.
You forgot the bit where the bitter British queen insults their singing ability and then votes them off the island.
Did I miss the episode where Kristy Swanson guest stars to tell Clark he’s supposed to get cramps before saying “Up, up… and away?”
you missed the bit where 3 girls turn out to be witches and one of them falls in love with an alien who has a brother and sister and… the writers all go round each others houses borrowing each others script ideas