So, Gerald Ford has died.
It’s sad for his family and friends, of course. But what immediately comes to mind is this hilarious “Saturday Night Live” skit from 10 years ago, with Tom Brokaw (played by Dana Carvey) about to go on vacation and pre-taping various contingency headlines, including numerous permutations of Ford’s death. “Tragedy today, as former President Gerald Ford was eaten by wolves. He was delicious.” I hope someone posts the video online Here’s the video (thanks, Metafilter), and here’s the transcript.
Meanwhile, updating my New York Times obituary word count:
Length of Pope John Paul II’s obituary: 13,364 words.
Length of Richard Nixon’s obituary: 13,158 words.
Length of Ronald Reagan’s obituary: 10,757 words.
Length of Gerald Ford’s obituary: 8,109 words. (This might change as the obituary is revised for the print edition.)