Grr. I’m stagnating at the gym. I’ve been using the weight machines, and my biceps seem to be stuck at five or six reps of 60 pounds each. The goal is to do 12 reps of something for motion, or fewer reps if you’re going for muscle size. I’d been slowly progressing since January, but for the past two-plus weeks, I’ve been unable to lift more than the above amount for the above number of reps.

I want muscles, dammit.

Never mind what I said about seeing The Daily Show tonight. They overbooked, which we knew they would, and we didn’t get there early enough to make the cut. On the upside, we’re guaranteed admission at a future taping.

Following up on our successful stint last month as audience members for a taping of The Colbert Report, tonight Matt and I will be in the studio audience for The Daily Show. The guest: actor Clive Owen. It should be fun.